Wasted Youth 2
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Title: Wasted Youth 2: Devil's Dance Floor
Fandom: Xiaolin Showdown
Pairing: One Sided Chack, RJ13xNPCs, Nana SpicerxMale Escort
Rating: Mature for sexual situations and naughty words

Disclaimer: All characters are property of Christi Hui, I make no money off of this, it just quiets the voices in my head to a contented whisper.

I finished this up last night in a desperate attempt not to think of other things.

Do you know how much it sucks to drive past a bay horse in a field and start crying?

Anyway . . . .


 

Devil's Dance Floor )

Esme fra Northstar
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I had to say goodbye to one of my bad pony girls.

Esme fra Northstar coliced and died this evening.  She was only three years old.  She was healthy until she ate bad corn this morning.  Since she was the head mare, she kept all the other horses away from it, so no one else got so much as a stomachache.


You will be missed, bad pony girl.







Tired and Sore
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Okay, so I'm all moved into my Mom's house.

I was going for the basement, but she requested that I take her bedroom, as she is tired of using the stairs and wished to move her bedroom into my stepfather's study.  Then my stepfather's study would be shuffled over into the front room that no one ever uses. 

Which meant we had to move the study into the front room, Mom's stuff into the study, and my stuff into the upstairs bedroom.

We moved a whole house full of stuff for one room.

Guh.

*flops over*

I'm pretty exhausted and sore, but alive.  Not really that happy about moving in with my mommy, but needs must.  She's going to be spending most of her time over in IL getting my stepfather's house ready for sale, anyway, so she's happy to have someone on hand to take care of the animals.

(Yes, my stepfather does live with us, but he wanted to remodel his house before he sold it so he had a better chance of getting a good price.)

So!  Now I can get this bullshit paid off and by January I'll be moving up to Lafayette.  I'll have this paid off and my car paid off, so I should be able to afford a much nicer place.

Just five months. 

Five short months.

Murmaider
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Title: Murmaider
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Warnings: F//guitar riff//king censored swear words and violence.
Summary: The band meets a beautiful and mysterious beauty who enchants Toki.




Toki shouldn't love things.




I am a very sick person.




 

Murmaider )

For the Magic Rat
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Honestly, I can't believe you got it this quickly, but here 'tis:



For Magic Rat )

Super-quick Metalocalypse pic
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Been getting my inner brutal on.  Here's aquick pic of Nathan Explosion.




Most of the boys in the band are mostly harmless most of the time.  Nathan just looks like a death metal beast because of his size, hunched posture, and a voice that sounds like he gargles razor blades.  Somehow I can see him just looking at someone and they think he's about to come across the table atthem and eat thier children.  In fact, this is the way he always looks.


Bits - No Habla Inglais
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Title: No Habla Inglais
Pairing: AU ClayB-ish
Warnings: A few crude jokes by Clay's cousin.




 


 

No Habla Inglais )
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Sketch Dump
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Big, massive sketchdump of no particular order or common thread.





Sketchdump )
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WORDS! Meme
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Meme yoinked from[info]j_eventful 




1) FANFICTION  I have always had a knack for fanfiction, even as a kid.  When I was a child, the term 'fanfiction' hadn't even been coined.  I just knew I liked to write stories based on the shows and movies that I watched.  When I was a teenager, it became more prevalent.  I used to write my own original fictions, but everyone that I showed them to demanded an explanation.  It was: *Why* do you write this?!  *Where* did you get this idea from?  Do you *really* believe creatures like this are out there?!  And it led to a lot of me not wanting to show people my stories because I was going to be grilled on my underlying beliefs about the universe for something I just thought would be a funny/cute/interesting story. 

2) OCs  A lot of people ask me how I come up with my OCs, how do I write great OCs, etc.  Um . . . . I don't know.  Most of the time I write an OC as an NPC and they just take off.  Matthias Conway was just brought into play to execute the 'Dry Clean Only' joke.  Johnny Betty was brought in to A) get Jack out of the camp -- and Jack had to be out of the camp because I wanted Phooka to walk on water -- and B) to have a straight person stuck in the camp for non-traditional gender issues.    Phooka literally forced his way into the story at the last possible second.  I was all set to go ahead with the male stalkers going after Jack and the magical badass took off to the point that I had his physical description, first threats at Chase, and Chase's returning threat written as published.  Then I actually had to stop and figure out a name and species for him.

They just come to me. *shrugs*

3) CLAY  Clay.  I like Clay.  The farmer/cowboy character is extremely rare in modern tv shows, much less in cartoons.  Having grown up on a farm myself and still living in the heartland of America, I am naturally attracted to characters who's circumstances are similar to mine.  What I really like about Clay is even though he's the stereotypical cowboy/farmboy, he's very intelligent.  He randomly spouts obscure bits of knowledge from the feilds of biology, is artistic (carver), and obviously has enough of an interest in different cultures to want to study in China.  They could have gone so many different ways with his character, but didn't.

I can do better.

4) XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN  I like Xiaolin showdown for Clay and for Chack.  Three really great characters in one show is almost unheard of.  I like the setting.  Kung fu rules.  Magic rules.  Robots rule.  All three in one tasty show?  Oh yeah.  The sloppy writing is less yummy, as is the  hypocrisy and nastiness of the monks in general.  Clay is not as bad as the others, but he's not completely innocent either.

5) FANART  Fanart falls under the same kind of reasoning as fanfiction.  If you draw a picture of a space cowboy, everyone wants and explanation, a back story, a reasoning for why on earth you would even think of drawing said space cowboy.  Everyone wants to read so deeply into my creations and sometimes there's nothing there to read.  Maybe I drawing a couple having sex because I want to illustrate how beauftul the act of love to be and prove that nakedness does not equal porn.  But maybe I'm just horny.


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Cartoon Review - Samurai Jack
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I thought I'd actually make up a title instead of 'Random Thought of the Day'


So!

I've got all three seasons of Samurai Jack on DVD and I've been watching them over and over again.  Samurai Jack was a really highly rated show; it won awards for artistic acheivement and storytelling.

I concur with all points.  The show rocked my finely embroidered tabi socks.

But what made it so incredibly awesome?  Let's take a closer look . . . .


1) Animation:  At first glance, the animation doesn't seem like anything special.  Jack is put together from colorful, simplistic blocks, as are all the other characters.  However.  As toony as the worlds and characters are, the animation is phenomenal.  Toony, blocky Jack uses actual martial arts moves with enough detail and precision you can actually pinpoint the style of fighting he's using.  I've yet to spot an animation flub where they've colored something the wrong color or animated a line going through something else.  There's also no cheating when it comes to reusing backgrounds and/or stock footage.  They may have re-used a close-up of the sword being thrown a couple of times, but every episode is completely and freshly animated.  In the 'Rave' episode, they designed and animated literally hundreds of dancers so there wouldn't be any reused.

The animation is also very dramatic, almost like cinematography.  They'll cut to slow motion in the middle of a battle scene, then jump back to regular speed.  It's almost reminiscent of 300 . . . only Samurai Jack came out first.  And there was an episode featuring the Spartans.  Hmmmmm.

There's also an air of realism to the battle scenes.  Jack gets cut and scraped up a lot.  His hair gets messed up.  And it stays messed up or torn up until he fixes it.  There's no instance of his hair being messed up in one scene and then perfect the next.  Before his hair is made perfect, it shows him fixing it.

I would like to know where he keeps getting new kimonos, however.

2) Violence:  It seems like an odd thing to brag on, but it goes with the realism of the storytelling.  American cartoons are almost genetically altered to show no actual violence.  Characters with swords use them to 'zap' opponents instead of cutting things.

Not so with Samurai Jack.

For obvious reasons, most of Jack's victims have to be robots (thank you FCC) though monsters are susceptible to getting sliced up as well.  Sometimes, however, there's no sign that whatever he's fighting is a robot until *after* he cuts into it.  In the Metal-Eaters story, it's only revealed that a female character is a robot after Jack slices her face off.

You read that right; the hero slices a woman's face off.

That's bad-ass.

But, when violence happens to Jack, he reacts accordingly.  He gets hurt.  He feels pain.  He bleeds.  YES IT SHOWS BLOOD!  Thank - freaking - God someone realized that showing blood on a cartoon would not end the world.

3) Complete Disrespect for the Hero:  This falls into several different categories.

A) Jack screws up a lot.  Like, a lot a lot. The show is basically one long list of his failures.  He failed to destroy Aku in the pilot and was sent forward into the future, which means his family and people suffered and died under Aku's hands.  That's a pretty big screw-up.  He consistently fails to find a way back to the past.  You wouldn't think there were that many time portals littering the landscape, but Jack manages to find quite a few and then utterly fails to use them.  And not 'it's nobler to suffer here' or 'I have to save this person now rather than go back' fails.  I mean straight up 'The portal's guardian kicked my ass' or 'I accidentally stuck my hand in the crystal ball and have to use my one wish to get un-stuck' fails.  EPIC FAIL!

It's kind of nice to have a hero that doesn't win all the time.

B)  Jack gets beat up a lot.  A lot a lot.  Yes, he's this awesome warrior, but he can't be 'on' all the time.  He gets caught off guard and beat up by the local hoods after defeating a robot army.  He's been smacked around while he's sleeping or eating.

C) The writers don't baby him.  There's no mystical, magical aura of awesome they have to keep up around him.  He's been turned into a chicken.  He's been put in raver gear consisting of a big 'Dr. Seuss' hat and a pacifer.  Yes, a pacifier.  In one episode he inadvertantly bought a pair of high heels not realizing they were women's shoes and when he realizes his mistake, hitches up the skirt of his kimono and minces away.

This extends to the fact that 'he's the best'.  Because he's not the best.  Sometimes he comes up against a warrior and doesn't win.  He gets his ass kicked.  He's been rescued by the Scotsman's wife.  He comes across as more of a person than a hero.  And that rocks.

D) He's not perfect.  Getting beat up and messing up aside, he's not always the perfect, noble warrior.  He can be petty and angry and totally lose his shit with the best of them.  He ignores warnings and good advice because he's in a hurry or he just doesn't want to listen.  In the 'naked' episode (and holy crap 'This cartoon brought to you by LSD!') when someone steals his clothes and gear while he's bathing and he finds himself buck naked in the middle of a city, he does what any martial artist would do: he beats up another guy and takes his clothes.  Jack *knows* it's wrong; he even apologizes to the guy before he does it, but he still does it.
 

4) Fanservice: I have to mention the fanservice.  It would be an awesome show without it, but it's just the icing on the cake.

Jack likes to be naked.

That's the only reason I can come up with for how much he rips off his kimono and fights in his skivvies.  Seriously; he gets a three-inch long tear in one sleeve and he rips off everything above the waist.  A slight cut at the knee and the rest of it goes.  Fans can see it coming:

Jack: *glares coldly at tear in chest*  *reaches left hand up to right shoulder*
Fans: Kimono tear!  DRINK!

Likewise with the constant mussing of Jack's pretty, pretty hair.  Yeah, he keeps it up in that bun, but at the slightest hint of exhertion or wind, loose tendrils start whipping around his neck and face and once that happens, it going to be completely loose and blowing around his manly, manly shoulders within a couple of minutes.

It's even gotten to the point where *I* find it gratuitous and I'm a pervert.

Jack: *runs off to battle in skivvies*
Me: Okay, I can see why you needed to meditate first, but why the nudity?  I mean- there's snow on the ground. I'm going to assume it's very cold there.  Go put some clothes on.  We can survive without seeing you naked for at least one more episode.

Just the fact that there *was* a 'naked' episode says a lot.

But overall, Samurai Jack is an awesome watch for any age.  I highly recommend it.

More pictures!
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More pictures!  These are for that ThunderCats/XS crossover I'm working on with [info]silvarbelle 


















Thunderan XS )

Porn or Nude Art?
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In the interest of getting something up here besides me whining about how broke I am, I offer an intellectual challenge!


Under the cut is a drawing of two nekkid people in bed togeher.  They are both butt-naked.  They are rosy of cheek and  well satisfied.  So!  Is this porn?  Or simply nude art?  Whdo you think so?  What's the difference?




Um. . . .obviously this is NSFW.   Or kiddies.


Nekkid people )


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Of Basements, Bats and Sheep Milk Soap
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Okay, so I'm feeling a little better about things.

The economy is biting down HARD and lots of people have things worse than I do.  I don't get to be a princess about this.  It is time for the Big Girl panties.

I'm gonna clean out my moher's basement and move in there; it's where I lived after that house fire a couple of years ago anyway.  Hopefully, this thing will be paid off by October, I can spend the rest of the year building up cashola and move out in January.  This is the plan.

The basement is not bad, even if it isn't finished.  There's the occasional wayward bat to deal with, but that's okay..

Also . . .  . it will be kind of nice to be back on the farm.  I will get to see the lambs growing up and the new chicks getting all gawky and greasy-feather awkward. And there's sheep milk soap for the having.

Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
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It's
EPIC rant of poutiness under the cut.




 

 

Pouty Rant )

Girl!Jack Crack 6
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Girl!Jack Crack 6: That's as far as they got

Some disclaimers on this one:

The phrase 'Sicky McBarfpuke' belongs to Ami-Chan.

Diol belongs to :iconcrystallicsky:

We thought we'd use him for a cameo since :iconcrystallicsky:'s brought so much joy to us both.

As always, Chaq is a joint effort between me and :iconch4cksl4sher:. Chase Young is property of Christy Hui, along with all other XS goodies






Girl!Jack Crack 6 )

Misunderstandings 2
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It continues.

JB vs. the monks

Phooka vs. Chase

Spot the Princess Bride ref!






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Misunderstandings 1
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Remember the series that introduced Matty, Phooka, and JB into the playgournd of my imagination?

I just finished the first chappie of the sequel.

This is what happens after Chase comes home to find Jack and Matty in bed together.

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Chack and Mooka, that's two M/M relationships. It ended up being rated R for JB's mouth.




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Bits - Reunion
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Another bits scrib.

This time it's Mooka. ^^

Reunion )
It had been a very long time since Phooka had visited his homeland.  The vacation brought back mixed feelings, and the water elf spent much of the night in bed with Matty, wide awake and staring at the ceiling.  

Matthias knew his lover was having problems with being back home, but he never said anything past slathering the kelpie with love and affection.

Even now, the beautiful blond youth slept with his head pillowed on Phooka’s shoulder and twitched gently and made small kitten-ish noises as he dreamed.  The kelpie pressed a gentle kiss to the top of Matthias’s head and cuddled the human closer.

It was true that he was unnerved at being back in a place where he had received so much ill will and humiliation, even if it was his homeland.  But the thing that really amazed him was how small and petty it all seemed.

When had fairykind become such a joke?

The waterhags that had dredged themselves from the depths to try to defend their space had been so weak and powerless!  They hardly seemed more powerful than . . . . oh . . . Jack’s bodyguard; the chick with the big rack.  Whatever her name was and she didn’t have shit in the way of power!

For the most part, the Irish still believed in fairies, so logically fairy-kind’s power should have remained the same.

Which could only mean . . .

Phooka had grown more powerful.

In the darkness, one black eyebrow arched sharply at the thought.

In all honesty, he had always considered himself on the low end of the power scale.  

He was just a water horse, after all.

But . . . . one thousand years of globe-trotting, of mixing it up with Chase Young-level baddies, and of course who could forget the training and control of dressage?  That had to start adding up after a while.  So, while his brothers and sisters in fairykind were talking smack about him for being cast out so long ago, he was traveling the worlds and learning and growing more powerful.

Matty shifted again and cuddled closer.  A whimper escaped the blonde’s lips as he shivered slightly from the cold.  

Phooka instantly conjured a thick down comforter to cover the rather worn blankets the Bed and Breakfast had covered the bed with and tucked them around his beloved.

The magic powers aside, he had fallen in love.  

Real, deep, true love, like the bards sang of.  

Phooka would bet his remaining horn no other fairy in Ireland loved as he did.

A small smile quirked the elf’s lips.

So maybe he wasn’t one of the losers who came slinking into the high school reunion hangdog and ashamed.  Maybe he got to be one of the assholes who walked in wearing a suit that cost more than people’s cars, with a gorgeous blond on his arm and looking far better than he had during his school days.

He was starting to look forward to this Gathering.
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Wind of Heaven 2
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Title: Wind of Heaven, Chapter 2
Pairing: Mooka (Matty x Phooka) M/M
Summary: This was supposed to be a one-shot about Matty and Phooka going to a horseshow and it kind of . . . . grew. 


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